The Flagrant Foul: Week 7 NFL Review By Haiku

The Eagles defense brought Sam Bradford and the Vikings crashing back to Earth. (Getty Images)

– Bill Annechino

Giants 17 Rams 10 (London)

England doesn’t care
About boring football games
And I don’t, either

Saints 21 Chiefs 27

Drew Brees is the man
I played him in fantasy
And got a big win

Colts 34 Titans 26

Luck pressured all year
He’s still as good as it gets
Fire Ryan Grigson

Eagles 21 Vikings 10

Vikings lose first game
Sloppy football, bad T.V.
Eagles needed win

Bengals 31 Browns 17

Cleveland hasn’t won
A.J. Green isn’t human
At least Tribe is good

Lions 20 Redskins 17

Matt Stafford MVP
Playing better than Brady
It isn’t crazy

Raiders 33 Jaguars 16

Jags are terrible
Oakland defense much improved
Now must win at home

Dolphins 28 Bills 25

Bills choked away lead
Winning streak over at 4
Patriots next week

Jets 24 Ravens 16

Geno Smith gets hurt
Ryan Fitzpatrick comes in
Franchise savior

Buccaneers 34 49ers 17

Kaepernick wins job
Not much better than Gabbert
Chip to L.S.U.

Chargers 33 Falcons 30 (OT)

Jones can’t do it all
Chargers’ luck is looking good
Falcons not so much

Patriots 27 Steelers 16

First team to 6 wins
Blount and Brady are too much
It’s hoodie weather

Seahawks 6 Cardinals 6

Boring primetime game
Neither team deserved to win
Kicking game needs work

– Bill Annechino (Twitter)