NFL Spread Picks for Week 15

Matt Stafford and his late game heroics take on the Giants in one of the games of the week. (Getty Images)

Matt Stafford and his late game heroics take on the Giants in one of the games of the week. (Getty Images)

– Jon Ramsey

This week I am in the holiday spirit and get to play Santa Claus for all 32 NFL teams.  Some are naughty, some are nice… but all of them come with picks for the low low price of free.


Saturday Night Football

Miami at NY Jets (+2.5)

Miami: A new knee ligament for Ryan Tannehill who’s actually starting playing well.

NY Jets: A non-bearded quarterback, enough said.

Sunday 1pm

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (+3)

Pittsburgh: Cash to pay Le’Veon Bell, who is the straw the stirs the drink in the Steel City.

Cincinnati: A better defensive coordinator to go with that powerful offense.

 

Detroit at NY Giants (-4)

Detroit: That nobody hires Jim Bob Cooter for a head coach job in 2017.

NY Giants: Sanity for Beckham so that he concentrates on football.

 

Philadelphia at Baltimore (-6)

Philadelphia: A new division, so they don’t have to deal with the Cowboys, Redskins and Giants every year.

Baltimore: A good receiver for Joe Flacco to overthrow.

 

Green Bay at Chicago (+6)

Green Bay: A family reunion for Aaron and Jordan Rodgers.

Chicago: DeShone Kizer

 

Indianapolis at Minnesota (-4.5)

Another year, another season where Andrew Luck needs more help. (Getty Images)

Another year, another season where Andrew Luck needs more help. (Getty Images)

Indianapolis: A legitimate head coach for Andrew Luck to play under.

Minnesota: An offensive line that can actually block for their QB and running game.

 

Cleveland at Buffalo (-10)

Cleveland: A new God that doesn’t hate Cleveland.

Buffalo: A flying pig, to convince the team that yes, they can make the playoffs.

 

Tennessee at Kansas City (-5.5)  ***Best Bet***

Tennessee: A star in the secondary to go with that strong front 7.

Kansas City: The kool-aid costume for Andy Reid.

 

Jacksonville at Houston (-6)

Jacksonville: A vacuum cleaner to help with the house cleaning that needs to be done.

Houston: The return receipt for Osweiler’s contract.

 

Sunday 4pm

New Orleans at Arizona (-2.5)

New Orleans: The fountain of youth for Drew Brees, it would be a shame for him to get too old to play with all of those great young receivers.

Arizona: Defensive line help to replace Campbell and Jones who are FA’s.

 

San Francisco at Atlanta (-13.5)

San Francisco: Restart franchise mode in Madden and a fantasy draft.

Atlanta: A 16 game season for Julio Jones.

 

New England at Denver (+3)

Von Miller will try to reaquaint himself with his good friend Tom Brady this Sunday. (Getty Images)

Von Miller will try to reaquaint himself with his good friend Tom Brady this Sunday. (Getty Images)

New England: Peace and quiet for Bill Belichick.

Denver: An offensive coordinator that actually uses their star WRs.

 

Oakland at San Diego (+3)

Oakland: Someone who can help Mark Davis dress like an adult.

San Diego: A new elbow ligament for Phil Rivers.

 

Sunday Night Football

Tampa Bay at Dallas (-7)

Tampa Bay: A safety who can step in and grow with that young feisty defense.

Dallas: A team to take Tony Romo off their hands to end the QB controversy.

 

Monday Night Football

Carolina at Washington (-6.5)

Carolina: Antidote for whatever snake bit the Panthers this year.

Washington: A truckload of money for Kirk Cousins.

– Jon Ramsey (@YardsPerPass)

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